

Onasagoras
In the end, the much-hyped message that President Nikos Christodoulides was supposedly going to send to Iran ended up being delivered by… two police officers. One from inside a patrol car, the other from outside it. The message? “Make Love, Not War.”
And let’s just say the message was heard loud and clear, especially by the stunned bystander who caught the whole scene on video, commentary and all, in flawless Cypriot dialect.
Now, was posting that video publicly the right thing to do? Not really. In fact, we might need a real conversation about how we handle deeply personal moments. Arguably, that upload was cruder and more damaging than the officers’ questionable behavior. And for the record, I truly hope they don’t lose their jobs over this.
Naturally, once the video surfaced, the Cypriot internet went into full meme overdrive.
Here’s a sampler of the best (and worst) social media takes:
- “One of the two officers must be a member of Christoforos Tornaritis’ Movement, because at some point he was heard yelling ‘Sikou Pano!’ (Stand up!)”
- “They were arrested for not using protection.”
- “They’re trainees doing their practicals.”
- “The music started—lie back in position.”
- “They were protesting police conditions and went on an erection strike.”
Some jokes were sharp, others tasteless, but the internet had a field day.
For a country that’s been under intense emotional strain lately, watching missiles fly across nearby skies night after night, this unexpected show of “public service” was like manna from heaven. The video went viral in minutes. It was the release everyone needed, perhaps even the officers themselves, who decided to swap patrol duty (and speeding tickets) for a quick Kama Sutra throwback under the blistering Cypriot sun. Presumably with the patrol car’s AC blasting.
Let’s call it a diplomatic nod to the recent visit from India’s prime minister.
Sure, there’s an undeniably comic layer to all this, and satire has its rightful place. But there’s also a more serious side.
Yes, the officers messed up. But the way the police force handled it? That raises bigger questions. From what it looks like, it was the police themselves who leaked the names and details of the officers involved, exposing them to a level of public humiliation far beyond what their misconduct called for.
And if they can’t protect the personal data of their own, what hope is there for the rest of us? The mere thought is alarming.
Now that the buzz is dying down, it’s time for some reflection, especially from our lawmakers. We need clear rules that prevent this kind of casual public shaming. A moment’s mistake should not mean being fed to the mob for mass ridicule and lifelong embarrassment.
In this case, the person who shared the video may well have done more harm than the officers he filmed. And the police force, with its careless leak of personal data, also failed in a big way.
We chuckled. We made our jokes. We vented.
Now let’s try a little empathy. Because the punishment has already outweighed the crime.
Food for thought.