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We've got a "weak high-pressure system" loitering around. It's so weak, it's basically the weather equivalent of that coworker who only sends emails with one word in the subject line.
The current state of existential dread
The weather starts mostly clear, lulling you into a false sense of security. But wait! At midday and early afternoon, some locally increased clouds will gather. They won't do much, though. They might drop a few isolated showers, but only "mainly in the mountains," because apparently, only the mountains are allowed to have any drama today. These clouds are the cinematic equivalent of a pointless sequel.
The winds will blow mainly from the southwest to northwest. They'll be light to moderate (3 to 4 Beaufort), which is the wind equivalent of a gentle sigh. However, in the afternoon in the southwest, the wind will inexplicably decide to get locally strong (4 to 5 Beaufort), as if someone in that area just remembered they have an early meeting tomorrow. The sea, by the way, will be "up to slightly rough," just enough chop to perfectly mirror your mental state.
Temperature-wise, everyone is getting a reminder that we are, in fact, still on Earth:
- Inland: A solid 28°C. Warm enough to be annoying.
- Southern and Eastern Coasts: Around 28°C. Go stand by the "slightly rough" sea and question your life.
- Western and Northern Coasts: A marginally better 26°C.
- Higher Mountains: A cool 22°C. Stop showing off, mountains!
The slow crawl to freedom (Thursday - Saturday)
- Thursday (tomorrow) and Friday: The weather settles into a routine of mostly clear. It will be so uneventful, it's almost insulting.
- Saturday: You will observe "occasionally increased high clouds." These are the clouds that indicate the actual weekend is here, but they are too far up and too aloof to actually do anything for you.
Finally, the temperature is not expected to show any significant change. It will remain close to the "average climatic values," giving you zero meteorological justification for your current funk.
